People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...– George Carlin (via funeral)
Positive Drugs Story
You never see a positive drug story on the news. The news is supposed to be objective isn’t it, THE news? They always have the same LSD story. “Today a young man on acid thought he could fly jumped out of a building, what a tragedy!” What a dick! If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don’t see geese lined up to catch...
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Happiness depends upon ourselves.– Aristotle (via thatkindofwoman)